Realistic
Chance of Settlement
with the Missouri Baptist Convention Progress
Chart
(Scale of
1 to
10)
1 - being a snowball's chance in an
extraordinarily hot place.
10 - being the offer/contract papers are being delivered today.
~*~Currently~*~
5
Neutral
Snowball
leaving behind old hope and forging
onward
~*~
The
(Non-Defunct )Realistic Chance of Settlement
with the Southwest Baptist University Progress
Chart
1 and
1/2
"Blackhearted, Godless
Snowballs"
visiting friends and basking in the
fiery abyss
We are all deeply disappointed and confused by the refusal of the
SBU Trustees and
Regents to consent
to even hear Marie's
petition.
This has drastically altered our perception of a number of
people
whom we previously had admired and looked to for
guidance.
We hope there is some reasonable
explanation for their behavior.
~*~
5
and 7/8
-
... down
from -
5
and 7/8
-
"Slightly Invigorated but Homesick
Snowball"
with a faint but growing glimmer of hope
on the distant, icy, mountain
breezes
~*~
... up
from a -
3 and
3/4
- "Tepid, Melting,
*Enfeebled
Snowball"
with an enervated air of languid stagnation and shady
shillyshally
*amended as some objected to the
use of the word "impotent."
~*~
... not changed much from "Who knows?"
and "Still noone knows!"
~*~
... changed from a -
5
- "Pondering, Hopeful Snowball"
~*~
... up from a -
4 and
5/16 - "Irascible,
Vacillating Snowball"
with undercurrents of scheming intrigue and
connivance
~*~
- ... slightly down from a -
4 and
1/2 - "Irritable,
Cranky, Burdened Snowball"
with undertones of
less-than-charitable condescension
~*~
... up from a -
2 and
1/2 - "Sweltering, Hostile
Snowball"
~*~
... down from a -
4
- "Languishing, Faintish
Snowball"
~*~
... up one from a -
3 -
"Sweating Snowball"
~~~*~~~ |
