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Since the realist chance of settlement with Southwest Baptist University
is no longer an option, we have renamed this chart:


Realistic Chance of Settlement
with the Missouri Baptist Convention Progress Chart


(Scale of 1 to 10)
1 - being a snowball's chance in an extraordinarily hot place.
10 - being the offer/contract papers are being delivered today.

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5
Neutral Snowball
leaving behind old hope and forging onward
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The (Non-Defunct )Realistic Chance of Settlement
with the Southwest Baptist University Progress Chart


1 and 1/2
"Blackhearted, Godless Snowballs"

visiting friends and basking in the fiery abyss


We are all deeply disappointed and confused by the refusal of the

SBU Trustees and Regents
to consent to even hear Marie's petition.
This has drastically altered our perception of a number of people
whom we previously had admired and looked to for guidance.

We hope there is some reasonable explanation for their behavior.

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5 and 7/8
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... down from - 5 and 7/8 - "Slightly Invigorated but Homesick Snowball"
with a faint but growing glimmer of hope on the distant, icy, mountain breezes
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... up from a - 3 and 3/4 - "Tepid, Melting, *Enfeebled Snowball"
with an enervated air of languid stagnation and shady shillyshally
*amended as some objected to the use of the word "impotent."
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... not changed much from "Who knows?" and "Still noone knows!"
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... changed from a
- 5 - "Pondering, Hopeful Snowball"
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... up from a - 4 and 5/16 - "Irascible, Vacillating Snowball"
with undercurrents of scheming intrigue and connivance

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-  ... slightly down from a - 4 and 1/2 - "Irritable, Cranky, Burdened Snowball"
with undertones of less-than-charitable condescension

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... up from a - 2 and 1/2 - "Sweltering, Hostile Snowball"
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... down from a - 4 - "Languishing, Faintish Snowball"
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... up one from a - 3 - "Sweating Snowball"
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